If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
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I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.
Have you considered haunting an Opera House.
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we moved houses like a year ago and my mom found the garage opener to our old house today so we drove to the house to see if it would work and we saw the new owners working in the garage and we sat there opening and closing their garage for like 10 minutes and they were getting so scared they probably think satan is in their house and im laighinf so hard
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me every morning
me every second of my waking moments
Reblogging this gif again because this was literally the best Benedict scene in the film
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80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag
That’s 200%
I’m twice the man you’ll ever be
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now I know why
everyone on tumblr
IS SINGLE
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no matter how many followers i get i swear only 12 people actually read my posts
that’s all jesus needed
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